Nothing leaves this house unless it's good
58Again, sweetie.
71Again, sweetie.
84Gold star
Early access · the first 50 sites get my full attention
Let Mommy take care of your SEO chores.
I find what's broken on your site, pick what you should write next, write it — and refuse to hand it over until it beats what already ranks. Nothing goes live without your yes.
app.seomommy.com
Monday, 12 October
Good morning, love.
Do this next
- Approve “How to keep a sourdough starter alive”Approve
- Fix 3 pages Google can't readFix
- Connect Search ConsoleConnect
Clicks from Google
+0%
0
Site health
9 fixed this week
Articles
14
AI visibility
- ChatGPT6/10
- Claude5/10
- Gemini3/10
Built by a small independent team. Now in early access.
Most SEO tools hand you a to-do list and wish you luck. I do the list, mark my own homework twice, and only then knock on your door — with something worth publishing.
How it works
Five minutes of yours. The chores are mine.
Here's exactly what happens after you sign up. No surprises, sweetie.
01
Show me your site.
Paste your address. I look your pages over the way a crawler does, find who you compete with and, if you let me, read your Search Console numbers.
Hold still. This only takes a minute.
Show me your site.Examplehttps://yourbakery.com- Reading your pages
- Checking what Google can see
- Finding who you compete with
- Looking at Search Console
02
I choose what you write next.
Topics come from real search data, each with one plain line on why it's worth your time. Say yes, or pick another.
No more staring at a blank page, love.
Topics for youExample- How to keep a sourdough starter aliveAsked a lot, answered badlyPlan it
- Best flour for bread at homeCompetitors rank, you don't — yetPlan it
- Sourdough vs. yeast breadEasy win: you already cover thisPlan it
03
Then I grade it harder than your teacher did.
Every draft is scored against the pages already ranking. Under 75, or thin and unoriginal, and it goes back for a rewrite. You only see the one that made it.
“Again, sweetie.” — me, to my own drafts.
Quality checkExample0/ 10004
Nothing goes out without your yes.
Read it, tweak it, approve it. I deliver it to WordPress, Webflow, Shopify or a blog I host for you — as a draft, unless you switch on live publishing.
Take your time. I'm very patient.
Ready for your yesExampleApproveReady for your yes
How to keep a sourdough starter alive
05
And I check on you every week.
Fixes to make, pages Google is ignoring, what you gained, and whether ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini mention you. All in plain words.
That's just what mothers do.
This weekExample+0%
Clicks from Google
0/10
Mentioned by AI assistants
0
Fixes done
Mommy's toolkit
Everything your site needs to grow up big.
Strict, in numbers.
75
The pass mark every draft must clear before you see it
6
Things each draft is scored on against what already ranks
40
Languages, each written natively — never machine-translated
0
Changes to your site without your yes
Pricing that grows with you.
Early-access pricing in euros, with proper invoices. Limits are generous and hand-tuned while we're in early access. Cancel anytime.
Baby Steps
For solo founders doing this for the first time.
€23/mo
€276 billed annually
- One site, looked after properly
- Topics suggested for you, checked against real search data
- Quality-gated drafts — nothing thin ever reaches you
- Full technical + AEO audit, including why Google isn't showing your pages
- AI visibility tracking: are ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini recommending you?
- Backlink finder with ready-to-send pitches every week
Family Package
For growing sites ready to compound traffic.
€71/mo
€852 billed annually
- Everything in Baby Steps, for several sites
- Internal linking done for you, with strict limits
- More tracked AI questions and more link pitches every week
- Content calendar with hands-off daily runs, off until you turn it on
- Automatic delivery to WordPress, Webflow, Shopify or a blog we host
Mommy's Agency
For agencies looking after many client sites.
€199/mo
€2388 billed annually
- Everything above, across your whole client roster
- Any supported language, written natively
- Per-site cost breakdown, so you can price your work
- Higher run limits, tuned with you by hand
- Direct line to the founding team
Mommy Moves In
For when you want it fixed, not explained.
€479/mo
€5748 billed annually
- Everything in Mommy's Agency
- 3 SEO passes a month: I fix your sites' code myself
- On WordPress, Shopify, Webflow or any site whose code is on GitHub
- Pre-rendering, titles, sitemaps, structured data, llms.txt and language tags
- You approve every change first. Nothing goes live until you say so
- Passes start after the free trial. More at €99 each
Questions Mommy hears a lot.
They compete on volume — as many articles as possible, as fast as possible. That's precisely what Google now demotes, and I'm not doing that to your site. I read what's already ranking for your search, score the draft against it on six things, and send it back to be rewritten if it doesn't clear the bar. Fewer pieces. Each one worth keeping.
No, love — that's the whole point. Being asked to pick keywords is being asked to do SEO, and you came here so you wouldn't have to. I suggest the topics, check them against real search-volume data, and tell you why each one is worth writing. You just say yes or pick another.
That's one of my favourite things to look at. I fetch your pages the way a crawler does, with JavaScript switched off, and tell you if they come back empty. I check whether your sitemap is honest, and whether pages are too thin or too similar to each other. Then I can ping Bing and Yandex to recrawl. Google doesn't accept those pings from anyone, so I won't pretend otherwise.
That's the entire design. Nothing reaches you until it clears the quality gate, and thin or unoriginal drafts get blocked outright, not published. I never buy links. The link network is optional and off until you join — related sites only, no direct swaps, strict monthly limits — and I spell out the risk honestly before you do. Everything else arrives as a draft you approve.
Yes — carefully. Every week I find sites that link to your competitors but not to you, roundups and lists you belong in, pages that mention you without a link, and the sources AI answers cite. For each one I write a short, personal pitch you can send. If you want more, you can join the Mommy link network: members' articles link to you only when the topic genuinely fits, never as a direct swap, at most four a month, and each link is checked live before it counts. No paid links, ever.
Around forty, natively — every major European language plus Arabic, Chinese, Hindi, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Turkish and Vietnamese, among others. Nothing is machine-translated from English, and I pull the live search results from the market that matches your language, so you're measured against the pages your customers actually see. EU-hosted, GDPR-compliant, invoiced in euros.
WordPress (with an application password or a small plugin), Webflow, Shopify, a blog on your own subdomain that I host for you, Next.js, Nuxt, SvelteKit and Astro sites, or anything else through a webhook. WordPress, Webflow and Shopify receive each article as a draft you publish yourself — unless you switch on live publishing, and then approved articles go live on their own.
Always. Every article and every technical fix arrives as a suggestion with the exact change written out. Nothing on your site changes until you say so.